"WARNING: Some of these Rugby Songs & Jokes are somewhat smutty, and some are downright crude. If you do not wish to be offended please do not continue."
 
 

Jokes
1. A Philosophy lesson!
2. A Confession
3. A Problem Shared......
4. A Question Of Numbers
5. Afghani Footballer
6. Beckham Goes Riding
7. Beer Bottles
8. Bob & Cilla
9. Builder's Assistant
10. Complaining
11. David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher
12. Dear Alcohol
13. Difficulties when Drunk
14. Diseases
15. Don't Make A Monkey...
16. Don't Try This At Home
17. Drive Through Banking
18. Ducks
19. DVLA Warning
20. Embarrasment
21. Father's Occupations
22. Headaches
23. How to tell the sex of a fly
24. Ice Cream
25. Jeremy Beadle
26. John Prescott
27. Kids
28. Lager
29. Little Johnny
30. Marketing
31. New Bicycle
32. Newly Married Couple
33. Pierre the brave French fighter pilot
34. Rich Widow
35. Series of short jokes
36. Sex With The Lights Off
37. Software Problems
38. Survival Weekend
39. Taxi Driver
40. Teaching Maths
41. Tester is Dead
42. The Balloonist
43. The Buffalo Theory  
44. The Devil And Bin Laden
45. The Exam
46. The Frog Story
47. The Funeral
48. The Hang Gliders
49. The Horth
50. The Married Man & His Secretary
51. The Mother of all jokes
52. The Newly Wed Virgin
53. The Parrots
54. The Sex Therapist
55. The Texas Salesman
56. The Toast
57. This Descibes What Most Men Go Through
58. Twelve Inch Pianist
59. Twelve Inch Pianist
60. Two Builders
61. Two Ranch Hands
62. Welsh Rugby Fans
63. Welsh Rugby Golden Years
64. What do call a Welshman holding a bottle of champagne after a Six Nations game?
65. What do you get if you cross the WRU with an OXO cube?
66. Who Wants to be a Millionaire
 

 

Songs
1. 12 Hours of Rugby
2. 24 Hours from Alresford
3. All The Nice Girls Love A Candle (Ship Ahoy)
4. Alouette
5. American Pie
6. ARFC Grace - As delivered by Reverend Phil Collins on 13 January 2007
7. Beastiality's Best!
8. Black Velvet Band
9. By The Light
10. Bye Bye Blackbird
11. Cats On The Roof Tops
12. Cockles & Mussels
13. Daisy
14. Danny Boy
15. Diamond Lily
16. Farmer's Daughter
17. I Don't Want To Join The Army
18. I Used To Work In Chicago
19. If I Were The Marrying Kind
20. It's The Same The Whole World Over
21. Jerusalem
22. Keep Right On To The End Of The Road
23. Life Presents A Dismal Picture
24. My God How The Money Rolls In
25. Pubic Hair
26. Roll Me Over In The Clover
27. Seven Old Ladies
28. Sloop John B
29. Sunshine Mountain
30. Swing Low Sweet Chariot
31. The Alphabet Song
32. The Ball Of Kerrymuir
33. The Erection Factory
34. The Gambler
35. The Gang Bang Song
36. The Good Ship Venus
37. The Hairs On Her Dicki Di Do
38. The Kotex Factory
39. The Lobster
40. The Puppy Song
41. The Rugby Tinker
42. The Sexual Life Of A Camel
43. The Victory Song
44. The Wild Rover
45. Three German Officers
46. Woodpecker Song
 

 
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