| Webmaster - ARFC - Monday, 6th September 2010 |
| The guestbook is back! |
| Janet - Friday, 19th February 2010 |
| Priceless |
| Janet - Tuesday, 9th February 2010 |
| Where u been ? |
| - Saturday, 6th February 2010 |
| Any truth in the rumour that there is a Welsh lock who is changing his name to Alun Lose-Jones? |
| hungry boy - Thursday, 7th January 2010 |
| what a load of crap fancy cancelling the dinner . wht ever next. |
| Janet - Wednesday, 6th January 2010 |
| What do you call a welsh rugby player with a 10inch D**K ? Happy!!!!! |
| The Joker is Back - Thursday, 24th December 2009 |
| In deference to the Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commision for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as 'British Weather'. It will now be referred to as 'Muslim weather' - partly Sunni but mostly Shi'ite......... |
| Janet - Monday, 21st December 2009 |
| He gave me a good ringing too!!!!!!!! |
| SNAKE - Monday, 21st December 2009 |
| I`M WORRIED REESY KEEPS RINGING |
| . - Sunday, 20th December 2009 |
| What is it with Welsh Rugby. I have known for a while that most of the fans are gay and then their most famous referee comes out followed by a famous player. Soon, if you are straight and live in Wales, you will be the only straight in the village. |
| Webmaster - Tuesday, 1st December 2009 |
| That will be me! |
| Janet - Tuesday, 1st December 2009 |
| Who let Uncle Arthur loose on the web site...its bad enough once a year at the dinner! |
| Curious - Saturday, 28th November 2009 |
| Why, did she buy you a Rolex for your birthday? |
| snake - Thursday, 26th November 2009 |
| i ve thought long & hard about what Janet said & i still think shes a lesbian |
| janet - Thursday, 19th November 2009 |
| Cruel very cruel |
| The Joker - Tuesday, 17th November 2009 |
| I said after 9 holes. What I meant was 9 seconds. By that time Bill was knackered, faking injury and hobbling away for a cup of tea. Some things never change. |
| SNAKE - Tuesday, 17th November 2009 |
| DID YOU NOTICE BILL HAD THE EASIEST JOB AGAIN? |
| The Joker - Monday, 16th November 2009 |
| Snakey and Billy are working in a field. Snakey is digging holes and Billy is filling them in. After 9 holes, I asked them "why is one of you digging holes and the other filling them in". Billy replies "there are normally three of us, but the one who plants the trees called in sick this morning". |
| The Joker - Saturday, 14th November 2009 |
| Sex therapists claim that the most effective way to arouse a man is to lick his ears for 10 minutes. Personally, I think it's bollocks. |
| The Joker - Saturday, 14th November 2009 |
| Honestly, some people will take offence at the slightest thing. I met a bloke with no legs while at a bus stop this morning. All I asked was "how are you getting on". |
| The Joker - Sunday, 8th November 2009 |
| I walked past a beggar yesterday and as I did so, he called out to me "any change mate"? I replied "no, I've still got a big knob, a stunning wife and a gorgeous house, but thanks for asking". |
| The Joker - Sunday, 8th November 2009 |
| The two lesbians who live next door asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I was a bit surprised when they gave me a Rolex, but then I realised they had misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch" |
| Webmaster - Saturday, 7th November 2009 |
| Facebook maybe all you will have very soon. |
| janet - Saturday, 7th November 2009 |
| about time, were did you go.Good job i had facebook. |
| PUZZLED - Friday, 18th September 2009 |
| THE ONLY THING HE`S LEADING IS `THE KEEPING A CIGAR DRY IN A RAINSTORM LEAGUE TABLE |
| Paul Rees - Tuesday, 15th September 2009 |
| and I say unto you, I am the leading light. God help you all. |
| gaz primmer - Alresford - Thursday, 3rd September 2009 |
| two tickets for sat 5th twickers double header ten pound each, sitting with me and mickey butler phone or text 07717576899 |
| TIRED BOY - Wednesday, 26th August 2009 |
| WHEN DO WE GET THE NEW KITS??? |
| Webmaster - Tuesday, 11th August 2009 |
| Now you mention it........... |
| Janet - Tuesday, 11th August 2009 |
| Bit like us then! |
| Webmaster - Tuesday, 11th August 2009 |
| I can't call it the Guestbook anymore as small minded morons search for Guestbook and then fill it with crap. |
| sex pest - this 1 - Thursday, 9th July 2009 |
| also check out group alresford rugby club on facebook |
| gloria arfc - Friday, 19th June 2009 |
| glassed tomatoes for tea |
| . - Monday, 15th June 2009 |
| I thought they called him Bungalow Bill because he doesn't have much up top, but maybe it's because he only has half a house! |
| Bill - Monday, 15th June 2009 |
| Got half a house though eh! |
| one of Billy`s ex`s - Friday, 12th June 2009 |
| he`s a tw-t |
| One of Billy's Many Ex's - Thursday, 11th June 2009 |
| He definitely wore me out. |
| Janet - Wednesday, 10th June 2009 |
| Apparently he has got through so many wifes cause he has worn them out!!!! |
| In Your Dreams - Monday, 8th June 2009 |
| Sleeping, perhaps. |
| janet - Monday, 8th June 2009 |
| Hes pretty good in bed as well! |
| So Jealous - Saturday, 6th June 2009 |
| Cookery, Fashion, Gardening, Tree Felling, Dancing, Rugby, Golf. Is there no start to the man's skills? |
| Alan Tit - marsh - Saturday, 6th June 2009 |
| A sad sad day, many plants were lost. |
| Webmaster - Saturday, 6th June 2009 |
| If you want to hear Billy's favourite song, make sure you have your volume turned up and click here |
| Nick Lowe - Friday, 5th June 2009 |
| I did, but knowing Billy's skills in just about everything he does, I am sure he could sing it better. |
| Sad - Friday, 5th June 2009 |
| Bill the Gardener has some flat lettuce available from his neighbours greenhouse. |
| Sad - Friday, 5th June 2009 |
| Pop quiz. who sang the smash hit, I love the sound of breaking glass? |
| Sad - Friday, 5th June 2009 |
| I hear Billy The Cress is branching out into Tree Surgery. Billy The Saw? Tony The Tree? What about Woody Witchard? |
| Sad - Friday, 5th June 2009 |
| Am after a cheap greenhouse.Can anyone help. Glass optional. Complete panes of glass also optional. |
| Sad - Friday, 5th June 2009 |
| Heard about the sex maniac (Bill) who cut his knob on a crack in some glass. |
| Janet - Friday, 5th June 2009 |
| Naaaa like the web master .....never worked in my life! |
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