| janet - Monday, 7th April 2008 |
| I have started to like wales again. |
| portsmuff loather - Friday, 4th April 2008 |
| monkey tennis |
| Dawn is Not - Friday, 4th April 2008 |
| But can you spell Coca Cola League 2 and places like Barnet, Rochdale and Accrington Stanley, which are some of the away venues for Saints next season? |
| janet - Friday, 4th April 2008 |
| i can spell wba fa winners |
| portsmuff loather - Thursday, 3rd April 2008 |
| monkey tennis |
| Dawn is Not - Thursday, 3rd April 2008 |
| Saints fans can't even spell WEMBLEY (or excessive, come to that). |
| janet - Thursday, 3rd April 2008 |
| I also hear a rumour that wemley residents have been issued with nose plugs for the accessive smell of fish at the weekend |
| Albion Life time fan - Thursday, 3rd April 2008 |
| I here the pompey police are taking saturday off as the crime wave will hit wembley |
| portsmuff loather - Thursday, 3rd April 2008 |
| monkey tennis |
| saints down - Wednesday, 2nd April 2008 |
| Dawn is not..gotcha |
| Mortified - Wednesday, 2nd April 2008 |
| Janet, why don't you go along if you have a ticket, you could cheer the Albion on! Of course I know why not,it was them beating Pompey that sent our beloved Saints down wasn't it. |
| portsmuff loather - Wednesday, 2nd April 2008 |
| monkey tennis |
| Dawns Is Not - Wednesday, 2nd April 2008 |
| Apparently, when Harry Redknapp was Saints manager he offered to send the squad on an all expenses paid holiday to Florida but they declined. They said they would rather go to Blackpool so they could see what it's like to ride on an open-top bus |
| Dawns Is Not - Wednesday, 2nd April 2008 |
| I hear that someone is off to Wembley with all the gear including tee shirt, hat and scarf. He will look as nice as his garden. |
| Janet - Wednesday, 2nd April 2008 |
| How many tickets do you want? |
| Mortified - Wednesday, 2nd April 2008 |
| Can it be any worse, Saints into the drop zone of the Fizzy-Pop and Pompey off to Wembley as well as being sixth in Premiership? Just hope I don't bump into bloody Clarkey now he's got his Wembley ticket, although I must say he doesn't rub it in or gloat, just gives you that knowing smile. Still I suspect the blue and white ballons he'll be putting up in his garden will look nice. |
| Janet - Sunday, 2nd March 2008 |
| I believe Glen is either looking for another hobby or work on Saturdays for next month. |
| das - Friday, 29th February 2008 |
| Hampshire's no 1 Neil Diamond fan is.........Scott Cleeve. If you don't believe me ask what he's doing on June 17th. |
| Webmaster - Friday, 22nd February 2008 |
| Nothing's changed there then! |
| janet - Friday, 22nd February 2008 |
| need to see a surgeon though ! |
| Webmaster - Thursday, 21st February 2008 |
| and a nice tan too! |
| Janet - Thursday, 21st February 2008 |
| Thats me behind Charles as noticed by the web master x |
| Janet - Wednesday, 30th January 2008 |
| Anyone want a tie? |
| Linda - Sunday, 27th January 2008 |
| Janets portuguese cousin. Hope you all ahve hang overs ! |
| janet - Tuesday, 1st January 2008 |
| happy New Year to one and all |
| janet - Monday, 31st December 2007 |
| How are you Santa now you have an empty sack? Was it anything to do with my personal trainer ! |
| Santa - Sunday, 30th December 2007 |
| or her? Difficult to tell, but size is not everything! |
| Mr Gay Of Fee Ye - Sunday, 30th December 2007 |
| HIM ? |
| Santa - Sunday, 30th December 2007 |
| Whoever bought Janet aftershave was obviously trying to tell him something. They could have bought him a pig to use as an air freshener. |
| Janet - Sunday, 30th December 2007 |
| wow |
| Mr Gay Of Fee Ye - Saturday, 29th December 2007 |
| For you it is my desr Janet |
| Janet - Saturday, 29th December 2007 |
| Is that like a personal trainer ? |
| Janet - Thursday, 27th December 2007 |
| personal vibrator? |
| Mr Gay Of Fee Ye - Wednesday, 26th December 2007 |
| bolts for neck? batteries for personal vibrator? broken bits, old age? more socks cause other ones eaten by odour? aftershave from boyfriend? |
| Janet - Tuesday, 25th December 2007 |
| Not enough bolts, wrong size batterys, broken bits, more socks and loads of aftershave. Merry Christmas x |
| Mr Gay Of Fee Ye - Sunday, 23rd December 2007 |
| I keep my snowman in the freezer Just behind the pies He likes it there, he told me so I can see it in his eyes. I made him on a cold, cold morning When the snow was fresh and deep Now he sits in the freezer Near the fish that we got cheap. I keep my snowman in the freezer And look at him each day. If I’d left him in the garden He’d simply have melted away. But now he’s like my Grandma Living somewhere safe and nice; He’s in a frosty, snowy palace On a throne of coldest ice. I keep my snowman in the freezer Near a lump of frozen beef And I’ve got a treat for him in August: I’m taking him to Tenerife! |
| Mr Gay Of Fee Ye - Friday, 21st December 2007 |
| Bitch |
| Janet - Friday, 21st December 2007 |
| Can I blow a big Kiss to you all and wish you all the happiness in the new year and a very Merry Christmasxxxxx |
| Janet - Wednesday, 19th December 2007 |
| You did not say that the other night big boy ! |
| Mr Gay Of Fee Ye - Wednesday, 19th December 2007 |
| Janet you make me sick. You`re nothing but a harlet. |
| Mr Gay Of Fee Ye - Wednesday, 19th December 2007 |
| Just heard a rumour you paid for a round last week , could be interesting |
| Janet - Tuesday, 18th December 2007 |
| Just heard a rumour about a retired 50 yr old All black playing for Wield on Sat, should be interesting ! |
| Mr Gay of Gaytown, Gayshire - Sunday, 16th December 2007 |
| Of Fish!!!! |
| Janet - Thursday, 13th December 2007 |
| Of Roses ! |
| Mr Gay Of Fee Ye - Wednesday, 12th December 2007 |
| i hate Janet her ----y smells |
| Janet - Wednesday, 12th December 2007 |
| the kingdom of heaven is within you it's refered to as nirvana or paradise a place where there is no time or space eternal peace and bliss it's a state of consciousness, not the awake, nor the sleep, nor the dreaming, it's not a 4th state but the only state that exists, turiya is called by some... the real awake state. Become awakened, like the Buddha, and help others get there, the key is within u also and the path is narrow... peace&love |
| Confucious - Monday, 10th December 2007 |
| man who sleeps with itchy bottom wakes up with smelly finger |
| AIRMAN LICK GENTLER - Monday, 10th December 2007 |
| A mature person is one who does not think only in absolutes, who is able to be objective even when deeply stirred emotionally, who has learned that there is both good and bad in all people and in all things, and who walks humbly and deals charitably with the circumstances of life, knowing that in this world no one is all knowing and therefore all of us need both love and charity. |
| janet - Monday, 10th December 2007 |
| Is that the watercress line ? |
| Mat Hen - Sunday, 9th December 2007 |
| "The Station" Tucked away in our subconscious is an idyllic vision. We are travelling by train. Out the windows, we drink in the passing scenes of children waving at a crossing, cattle grazing on a distant hillside, row upon row of corn and wheat, flatlands and valleys, mountains and rolling hillsides and city skylines. But uppermost in our minds is the final destination. On a certain day, we will pull into the station. Bands will be playing and flags waving. Once we get there, our dreams will come true and the pieces of our lives will fit together like a completed jigsaw puzzle. Restlessly we pace the aisles, damning the minutes - waiting, waiting, waiting for the station. "When we reach the station, that will be it!" We cry. "When I'm 18." "When I buy a new Mercedes!" "When I put the last kid through University." "When I have paid off the mortgage!" "When I get a promotion." "When I reach retirement, I shall live happily ever after!" Sooner or later, we realise there is no station, no one place to arrive. The true joy of life is the trip. The station is only a dream. It constantly out distances us. "Relish the moment" is a good motto. It isn't the burdens of today that drive men mad. It is the regrets over yesterday and the fear of tomorrow. Regret and fear are twin thieves who rob us of today. Regret is reality, after the facts. So stop pacing the aisles and counting the miles. Instead, climb more mountains, eat more ice cream, go barefoot more often, swim more rivers, watch more sunsets, laugh more, cry less. Life must be lived as we go along. The STATION will come soon enough. |
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