Please note that you can sort the table by clicking any of the arrows next to the headings.
| ↓ First Name ↑ | ↓ Last Name ↑ | ↓ Position ↑ |
| Geoff | Amey | 43 I like that one |
| Rowan | Anderson | Hooker / Centre |
| Rupert | Anderton | Usually found lumbering in second row if no one else is around |
| Tom | Baker | Centre/Winger/Full back |
| Paul | Barnard | Lock Forward |
| Sam | Batho | No.8, Flanker, Lock or Backs |
| Sue | Bell | Admiring from the sideline. |
| Karl | Bevan | Wing, Full-Back, Centre, Outside-Half, Scrum Half & now Coach |
| Oli | Bevan | |
| Tim | Blanchard | No. 8 |
| Alex | Blewden | |
| Andy | Bottomley | |
| Alex | Bowden | |
| Jay | Bremner | Outside Centre - Skipper |
| Peter | Brenner | |
| Robert | Budge | On the injured list |
| Joe | Budge | |
| Keith | Butler | flanker,winger,hooker |
| Mike | Butler | |
| James | Carroll | |
| Steve | Carter | Flanker & Ace Tour Meister |
| Sophie | Chatwin | |
| Richard | Chatwin | |
| Martin | Cheyney | |
| Nigel | Clarke | Full Back,Wing,Stand-off & back to Full Back |
| William | Clarke | Not yet a prop. Maybe second row? |
| Karly | Cleeve | |
| Dale | Cleeve | Tight Head Prop |
| Scott | Cleeve | Hooker |
| Adrian | Cobb | Utility Back (or is it useless back) |
| Paul | Cole | |
| Tom | Coleman | |
| Paul | Cook | |
| David | Cowling | |
| Steve | Cox | Centre |
| Frank | Crockford | Centre |
| Jeremy | Culverhouse | |
| John | Davies | |
| Brent | Davis | |
| Chris | Day | Flying Winger, in the distant past |
| Charles | Day | |
| Jason | Denham | hooker |
| Andy | Denham-Smith | Anywhere except front row. Currently a leaping salmon in the sec |
| Tom | Denham-Smith | |
| John | Dennis | No 8 or Blindside Flanker |
| Rich | Dollimore | Fullback |
| Gary | Drew | FLANKER,,,,'sounds good' (and hooker if required) |
| Andy | Dyne | |
| Rob | Eaton | |
| Jim | Eddie | Hooker |
| Dan | Eddie | |
| Sean | Ellis | |
| Richard | Farrer | Paul Rees's secret fantasy |
| Charles | Flood | |
| Carl | Forbes | |
| Anthony | Forbes | |
| Ed | Forster | |
| Peter | Freemantle | Behind enemy lines |
| Mike | Garton | On the Touchline |
| Tom | Geddes | |
| Pete | Gibson | |
| Chris | Gilbertson | |
| James | Gilbertson | |
| Will | Greenslade | |
| John | Harrison | |
| George | Harrison | |
| Robbie | Harrison | |
| Stephen | Hedger | Utility back |
| Felix | Hely | |
| Justin | Hely | |
| Ted | Heppenstall | |
| Scott | Hewson | |
| Julian | Hines | Wing |
| Nick | Hooper | Scrum Half |
| Tony | Hooper | |
| David | Hopwood | hooker, Prop but please not second row again |
| Ben | Hunter | |
| Joe | Jachimowicz | |
| Matt | Jackson | Front Row |
| Gavin | Janisch | Somewhere away from the fat chaps |
| Spencer | Jolly | |
| Dan | Kempson | |
| Felix | Kennedy | |
| Ben | Kite | |
| James | Lee | |
| Ben | Leech | |
| Jay | Marrs | |
| Ian | Martin | |
| Paul | Martin | |
| Jack | Meekins | |
| Lee | Memory | |
| Tristan | Newans | |
| Simon | Norman | |
| Greg | Norman | Fullback/Blind side flanker |
| Hugh | Ogus | |
| Luke | Ottley | Prop or where Im told |
| Marc | Page | Hooker |
| Tamsyn | Pappin | |
| Gordon | Parry | second row or number 8 |
| Chris | Peake | preferably centre - or anywhere from 6 - 15 if needed |
| Daniel | Piff | Wing or Full Back |
| Chris | Prankerd | Flanker or Eight |
| Oli | Pratt | |
| Cain | Price | |
| Bradley | Prior | |
| Robbie | Pyttlik | |
| Paul | Rees | Bitch |
| Jeff | Rees | |
| Paul | Roberts | |
| Mike | Rodwell | |
| Pete | Rogers | |
| Paul | Rose | |
| Jim | Rose | |
| Dan | Rouche | |
| Mark | Searles | Lock |
| Tom | Semple | |
| Tim | Sims | Anything from 9 to 15 |
| Simon | Smith | |
| Liam | Smythe | |
| John | Spencer | |
| Barry | Steer | |
| Alex | Stewart | Openside Flanker |
| Martin | Strong | Centre |
| Paul | Such | |
| Luke | Swaffield | Wing |
| Colin | Tester | 2nd Row |
| David | Tester | 2nd Row |
| Gareth | Thomas | |
| Lee | Thomas | Centre |
| Glenn | Thomas | |
| Ashley | Thorne | flanker / wherever im put |
| Tim | Townson | |
| Jon | Tugwell | Flanker |
| Joe | Tugwell | |
| Dan | Umlandt | |
| Malcolm | Varnham | |
| Richard | Varnham | back |
| Andy | Varnham | |
| Ashley | Vaughan | No. 8 |
| Mark | Waite | |
| Richard | Walker | 4, 5 or 8 |
| Ben | Wallace | |
| Rob | Walls | Loosehead |
| Glenn | Walsh | |
| David | Warren | |
| Peter | Watchorn | |
| Russell | Waterton | 2nd Row/No 8 |
| Bert | Watley | |
| John | Weston | |
| Raif | Weston | Flanker |
| Tom | Willings | Fly Half |
| Bill | Witchard | No. 8 Preferably |
| Gareth | Witterington-Smythe | |
| Greg | Womble | |
| Dan | Wright | |