Man of
the House
The husband had
just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'.
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need
to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve
me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and
we will have the kind of sex that I want.
'Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my
back and towel me dry and bring me my robe...Then, you will massage my feet
and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and do my hair?
Without even looking up from her morning paper the wife replied, 'The f**kin'
funeral director would be my first guess.'
