Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet…
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi’ us."

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to
have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carats?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"

A Yorkshireman's wife dies and the widower decides that her headstone
should have the words "she were thine" engraved on it.
He calls the stone mason, who assures him that the headstone will be
ready a few days after the funeral. True to his word the stone mason
calls the widower to say that the headstone is ready and would he like
to come and have a look.
When the widower gets there he takes one look at the stone to see that
it's been engraved "she were thin".
He explodes - 'ell man, you've left the "e" out, you've left the bloody "e" out!
The stone mason apologises and assures the
poor widower that it will be rectified the following morning.
Next day comes and the widower returns to the stone mason.
"There you go sir, I've put the "e" on the stone for you".
The widower looks at the stone and then reads out aloud - "E, she were thin".

Bloke from Barnsley with a sore arsehole asks chemist "Nah then lad,
does tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, magnum or cornetto?"

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